You know that story you tell about the time you got so drunk you woke up in a cornfield two towns over? Or about your best friend’s 25th birthday when he climbed on top of taco bell and started singing ‘We’re Not Gonna Take It’? Yeah, we’ve got those too. And we’ve decided to tell you our best. Enjoy laughing at us now, but you know you’ve been there.
Just a sidenote: We are of legal drinking age, and can honestly say that no one was physically harmed during any of our stories. We do not condone underage drinking, nor do we want you to follow our example. Ever.
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