Introducing Whipped Lightning!

Just when you were sure they couldn’t get any more creative with our alcohol choices, a revolutionary idea like this lands on our doorstep.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to introduce to you, Whipped Lightning!

What, you ask, is this whipped lightning?

Well kids, it’s alcoholic whipped cream.  They’ve even given it a name – Whipahol.  And with flavors like strawberry colada, amaretto, white chocolate raspberry, spiced vanilla, tropical passion, and coconut, it’s bound to be the “next big thing” in alcohol consumption.

Imagine what your life would be like if you could add alcohol to anything that you can put whipped cream on!  Ice cream, pie, and hot chocolate would all become even more interesting.  There’s bound to be a bevy of new recipes that will include the new creation, teaching the world just how much we Americans like our fast, easy, and undetectable booze.  And we’ll drunkenly laugh while the world shakes its shameful head at us.

Unfortunately this fantastic creation is not available in all 50 states yet (like Indiana), but if you’re lucky enough to live in a place where you are able to buy it, go out and pick up a can and start creating!

For more information on Whipped Lightning Whipahol, check out their website.

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One response to “Introducing Whipped Lightning!”

  1. Matt Avatar

    Drink Matron,

    Trail Inn Liquors in Valparaiso, IN carried alcoholic whipped cream. Check it out.

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